I just had a two piece KFC crispy curry fried chicken platter (with coleslaw and whipped potato). That amounted to about 1000 kcal. Immediately after that calorie binge, a 100g bag of Famous Amos butterscotch and pecan cookies followed. Ngee Shin can literally feel the fats in her system chugging into her butt, waist, hips, cheeks, arms and (hopefully!) boobs.

Somebody shoot me.