I feel like I'm losing a little tiny bit of weight.

Although I'm not quite sure because I do not have a weighing scale.

Maybe it's just that the pull of gravity gets lesser as you move away from the beloved equator.

Or maybe it's because everytime I see food, I multiply its price by 7 and lose my appetite.

Whatever the case may be, if I am truly losing weight then WOOHOOO! Because I am faaaat